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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

No Words...VILF Edition



This song is waaaaay better than it has any right to be especially coming from John "Stupid Blank Stare" Brown from "Ego Trip's the (white) Rapper Show". I saw this clown on the L train heading into Brooklyn a few weeks back and had to fight back uncontrollable laughter as he sheepishly tried to hit on some random bar skank at 2 a.m. Highest of high comedy. I felt embarrassed because I think he realized I recognized him from the show and was clearly trying not to laugh in his face for doing nothing other than existing. I apologize my dude. But be proud, Mr. Brown. You made one song in your life that I co-sign. That's something DJ Khaled has never done. Hallelujah Hollaback!

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12 comments:

Marcus said...

Sarah Palin definitely is top 5 sexiest chicks alive right now.

We The Best was damn good IMO. Khaled's screaming fukt everything up, but their were alot of great songs there

Jordan said...

I really like how the song is really stupid, but not quite as stupid as you think it's going to be.

Fail with the girl they cast as Palin though. Would the video really lose so much in popularity if they had cast some chick in her mid 30s who kinda looked like her? Throwing glasses on a white video ho does not make her a Sarah Palin impersonator. I understand they didn't have the budget to get Tina Fey, but at least try, you know?

DocZeus said...

I can't be sure but I'm not entirely convinced that wasn't the girl he was hitting on the subway. It's completely scary to think that John Brown lives in my neighborhood. Like we are both fishing from the same pool, and that makes me dirty. If I see homeboy at Union Pool, I'm gonna lose my shit.

Jordan said...

How can he be the King of the Burbs while living in the city? Do shit like that and someone's gonna snatch your crown. Pray that he really lives in Long Island or something and was just crashing at a friend's house that night.

DocZeus said...

"How can he be the King of the Burbs while living in the city? Do shit like that and someone's gonna snatch your crown. "

Isn't Asher Roth going around claiming HE'S King of The Suburbs or what not? This could be the anti-Jay/Nas of rap battles if you ask me. Personally, I'm rooting for my man, JB if that starts to pop off.

Jordan said...

it has, a while ago

http://2dopeboyz.com/2008/06/19/john-brown-vs-asher-roth-smh/

africanorigins said...

Funny shit:) John "Hallelujah Holla Back" Brown was always the most entertaining off the 'white rapper show,' to me. He wasn't the best though. It goes:

1. Eminem Clone guy with glasses

2. Sullee

3. Persia

4. John Brown

5. etc. mediocre to shitty gimmicks.

And as far as 'King of the burbs.' John Brown is disqualified by default. How you gonna live in the city and be the 'King of the Burbs?'

Now I'm not handing the crown to Asher Roth automatically. But he is pretty suburban in his shtick. But what about Kanye. Kanye never asked for the crown, but he reps the burbs unapologetically hard.

Oh yeah and that 'white video ho' looks better than Sarah Palin. But Sarah ain't that bad. Peace.

DocZeus said...

I can't believe anybody would WANT to be King Of The 'Burbs. It just reeks of trying too hard.

Badmon3333 said...

This is totally off-topic, but has anyone heard "The Gas" album by the P Brothers? I'm only five tracks deep and it's already cracked my top-five list for '08.

DocZeus said...

Nah, I've never heard of them. You gotta link?

tray said...

Khaled's done a couple decent songs. I liked Holla At Me and Out Here Grindin. Hated most everything else. Oh, and what about Grammy Family?? That was on Khaled's first album. Granted, it's a label pride song for maybe the shittiest rap label ever, but it's still a good song.

Badmon3333 said...

www.myspace.com/pbrothersnotts